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Bite-Sized Horror #13: Prices

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“All purchases are final,” said the salesman.

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I truly understood why he said it cost “an arm and a leg” when I heard the revving of the chainsaw.

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Bite-Sized Horror #12: Eight

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“They’re more scared of you than you are of them,” I had mocked.

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Slowly, I backed into the corner as the spiders kept coming.

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Bite-Sized Horror #11: Time

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The hands on the clock moved slowly.

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Whose were they?

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<< Bite-Sized Horror #10: Kink

Bite-Sized Horror #10: Kink

4th Aug 20194th Aug 20193 Comments

I gave him a naughty wink when I saw the plastic sheets and camera.

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I never saw the axe.

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‘I Like to Knit’: My short story for this week’s Reedsy contest!

3rd Aug 20193rd Aug 2019Leave a comment

Hello! How are you today? I’ve had a go at the Reedsy weekly Short Story Contest again!

This week’s theme was Be-all and end-all. I chose prompt #4: “write a story that starts by presenting a highly unusual scene,” and I also included a bonus — prompt #5: “write a story that starts with the same line as it ends.”

So, I’ve written a quirky little comedy-horror titled I Like to Knit. You can read it on my Short Stories page over here!

“The second time I killed my husband was the hardest.” Continue Reading

I hope you enjoy it! I had one or two maniacal chuckles when I was making it up!

P.S. As I’m sharing my short story, I thought I’d skip today’s Bite-Sized Horror post, as I don’t want to clog up everyone’s feeds! But don’t worry, normal service will resume tomorrow!