Sorry for the delay with this one, I got carried away with all I had to do, yesterday!
Every Friday afternoon, I’ll write a two-sentence comedy/horror story, based on a randomly generated word. This week’s word is key!
Friday Afternoon Frights: Key
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Eek–you got me. And I usually cordially dislike super-short flash, maybe because it usually doesn’t work when I write it. But a piece like this, it’s really just the dark side of a joke, isn’t it? Raise expectations in one direction and then twist hard. Nicely done. : )
Haha, thank you! I think this type of horror and comedy share a lot in common. The setup and the punchline — whether it’s funny or scary depends on perspective!