What should he do? Claus paced ‘cross the floor.
Pond’rously pondering, he pondered some more.
A lump of coal – mean! No presents – so sad!
They didn’t have the impact he knew they once had.
This is part five of a larger story for Christmas. All parts are in the form of a stanza of a poem. Check back tomorrow for part six!
Joshua G. J. Insole 
Wisdom. It seems punishments don’t have the same impact nowadays. Cut off their access to the Internet maybe?
Yes, that might do the trick. Or confiscate smartphones and or gaming consoles. But I think jolly Saint Nick has something a bit harsher in mind…