“The pen is mightier than the sword!” I told him.
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I then pushed him into the coliseum, armed with a Biro.
Bite-Sized Horror #46: Conflict
Tag: Series
Bite-Sized Horror #45: Thief
The first time I met her, she stole my heart.
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And sold it on the black market.
Bite-Sized Horror #44: Accident
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“She’s gone arse over tit,” he said.
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The cosmetic surgery had ended horribly.
Bite-Sized Horror #43: Hairy
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“It’s the dog’s bollocks!” she said.
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As I swallowed my last mouthful of the meatballs.
Bite-Sized Horror #42: Sorrow
After the relationship ended, I cried my eyes out.
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The doctors are still trying to put them back in.
Bite-Sized Horror #41: Branch
“His bark is worse than his bite,” joked Dad, as he wheezed for breath.
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The tree tightened its grip around our waists.
Bite-Sized Horror #40: Monitor
“Try to catch me,” said the smug voice.
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My wife and I stared at the baby monitor in horror, knowing it was already too late.
Bite-Sized Horror #39: Listening
“I’m all ears,” I said with a grin.
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The radiation really messed me up.
Bite-Sized Horror #38: Doctor
She refused to let him practice his surgical skills on her.
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But she later had a change of heart.
Bite-Sized Horror #37: Feed
“Are they going to kill us and eat us?” I asked, as the tribe carried our tied-up bodies.
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“Not in that order,” said my translator, as all the colour drained from his face.
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