Book Review: ‘Murder Your Employer’ by Rupert Holmes

Murder Your Employer is a novel I wanted to read based on the title alone.

The story begins following Cliff Iverson. He’s on his way to – you guessed it – murder his employer. His employer caused the suicide of the woman he liked, and the murder of his best friend, all of whom worked for the same company. And he got fired in the process. But he fails in his “deletion”. And two mysterious folks are hot on his trail, but they don’t want to arrest him. Instead, Cliff Iverson ends up at an academy for wannabe murderers, with his tuition fees paid for by a mysterious benefactor. Think of it kind of like Hogwarts for adults instead of children, and for wannabe murderers instead of magic users.

Once we get into it, we begin following two characters we meet along the way. They each have people they want to off, and their own reasons for wanting to do so. One is a nurse, Gemma, being blackmailed by her boss. The other is an actress, Dulcie, being blacklisted by hers. Each of the characters we meet are unique and likeable – even the bad ones. The plot is full of twists and turns, and you’ll be begging to know who survives the academy, and then who succeeds in the titular instruction. The writing is witty and clever, chock full of puns and plays on words. There are so many that many fly under the radar and go unnoticed. But they never become annoying or get in the way. The book is humorous already, but these additions elevate Holmes’s writing.

Oh, and in case you didn’t know, the Rupert Holmes (fitting surname) who wrote this is the same Rupert Holmes of Escape (The Piña Colada Song) fame. So you can make a playlist for your reading sessions.

I’m not a massive murder mystery fan (although this feels more like a ‘will they murder mystery’). Yet, I couldn’t resist this book’s charms. It pulled me in right away and kept my attention all the way through.

If you like dark humour, give this book a go; if you have similar tastes to me, you’ll find it delightful.

★★★★☆

Book Review: ‘The Thursday Murder Club’ by Richard Osman

I’ve always liked Richard Osman as a presenter/comedian, so I’ve been eager to read ‘The Thursday Murder Club’ for a while.

The story follows a cast of retirees in a retirement village who solve old murder cases for fun. The novel opens with Joyce, an ex-nurse, receiving an invitation into the inner circle. All seems fine and peaceful until the man who owns the place makes plans to dig up the graveyard of a local church. And then someone dies. And there are many who could’ve done it.

I adored Osman’s novel. It’s warm and cosy, yet still a page-turner, with several touching moments. Osman fills the story with gentle jokes and a playful attitude. The main four never seem in any real danger, but that’s the genre. I didn’t guess the ending, but I enjoyed discovering the truth behind all the questions. My only criticism is that Joyce’s diary entries tend to overstay their welcome. Still, that’s minor.

If you want a heartfelt murder mystery with subtle humour, ‘The Thursday Murder Club’ might be for you.

★★★★☆ (4/5)