“Hang in there,” he said, before leaving.
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I swung back and forth on the butcher’s meat hook.
Bite-Sized Horror #49: Endurance
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Bite-Sized Horror #48: Improve
“Let’s hope this goes better than the last one.”
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The anaesthesia pulled me under before I could ask the surgeon what he meant.
Bite-Sized Horror #47: Tan
Bite-Sized Horror #46: Conflict
“The pen is mightier than the sword!” I told him.
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I then pushed him into the coliseum, armed with a Biro.
Bite-Sized Horror #45: Thief
The first time I met her, she stole my heart.
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And sold it on the black market.
Bite-Sized Horror #44: Accident
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“She’s gone arse over tit,” he said.
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The cosmetic surgery had ended horribly.
Bite-Sized Horror #43: Hairy
[Language warning]
“It’s the dog’s bollocks!” she said.
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As I swallowed my last mouthful of the meatballs.
Bite-Sized Horror #42: Sorrow
After the relationship ended, I cried my eyes out.
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The doctors are still trying to put them back in.
Bite-Sized Horror #41: Branch
“His bark is worse than his bite,” joked Dad, as he wheezed for breath.
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The tree tightened its grip around our waists.
Bite-Sized Horror #39: Listening
“I’m all ears,” I said with a grin.
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The radiation really messed me up.
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