Friday Afternoon Frights: Biscuit


“This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me!” she screamed.

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“Worse than when your biscuit falls in your tea?” I asked, but I don’t think she heard me over the maniac’s chainsaw.


Every Friday afternoon, I’ll write a two-sentence comedy/horror story, based on a randomly generated word. This week’s word is biscuit!

Friday Afternoon Frights: Harsh


“The harsh reality of life is that the truth needs explaining,” he explained, in a lecturelike manner.

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“Yes,” agreed the police interrogator, “which is why we’d like you to tell us what you did with the bodies,”


Feel free to participate, and add your own two-sentence shocker inspired in any way, shape or form by the prompt! This week’s word is harsh.