Friday Afternoon Frights: Biscuit


“This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me!” she screamed.

“Worse than when your biscuit falls in your tea?” I asked, but I don’t think she heard me over the maniac’s chainsaw.


Every Friday afternoon, I’ll write a two-sentence comedy/horror story, based on a randomly generated word. This week’s word is biscuit!

Friday Afternoon Frights: Harsh


“The harsh reality of life is that the truth needs explaining,” he explained, in a lecturelike manner.

“Yes,” agreed the police interrogator, “which is why we’d like you to tell us what you did with the bodies,”


Feel free to participate, and add your own two-sentence shocker inspired in any way, shape or form by the prompt! This week’s word is harsh.