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“It’s the dog’s bollocks!” she said.
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As I swallowed my last mouthful of the meatballs.
Bite-Sized Horror #43: Hairy
Category: Dark Humour
Bite-Sized Horror #42: Sorrow
After the relationship ended, I cried my eyes out.
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The doctors are still trying to put them back in.
Bite-Sized Horror #41: Branch
“His bark is worse than his bite,” joked Dad, as he wheezed for breath.
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The tree tightened its grip around our waists.
Bite-Sized Horror #40: Monitor
“Try to catch me,” said the smug voice.
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My wife and I stared at the baby monitor in horror, knowing it was already too late.
Bite-Sized Horror #39: Listening
“I’m all ears,” I said with a grin.
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The radiation really messed me up.
Bite-Sized Horror #38: Doctor
She refused to let him practice his surgical skills on her.
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But she later had a change of heart.
Bite-Sized Horror #37: Feed
“Are they going to kill us and eat us?” I asked, as the tribe carried our tied-up bodies.
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“Not in that order,” said my translator, as all the colour drained from his face.
Bite-Sized Horror #36: Attraction
She caught his eye whilst wearing a pretty red dress.
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She never knew a body could explode like that.
Bite-Sized Horror #35: Thoughts
“Just try to think outside of the box,” I said with a grin.
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Then I gently placed his brain on the table.
Bite-Sized Horror #34: Kitty
“Black cats are bad luck,” says Dad.
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I glance in his direction seconds before the jaguar attacks.
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